Raise your hand if an airline has lost your luggage. (Raises hand) I refuse to check bags anymore and since I travel so much I’m a huge fan of @specktravel luggage because of how much room there is in a carry on. No wasted space. I can literally pack clothes for an interview, workout, beach, night out and just chilling. So to the future flight attendant that says there is no more room in the overhead compartments, I’m sorry to inform you .. there is because this bad boy fits and I will not go anywhere without this pink beauty! #specktravel#takemorewithyou
Guys, it’s amazing how I find time to cook with all these photo shoots I’m doing for no reason. But yes, yes I cook. I don’t like to brag so I’ll keep the explanation of my culinary skills to a minimum. Not a chef with home chef, is a new series & it’s up now on my instastories. Try not to be jealous of how effortlessly I move through the kitchen.
Most Instagram captions annoy me but in this particular case the “Instagram vs reality” is applicable. First pic , oh hey nieces and nephews , let’s take a picture. 2nd picture swing breaks after I had just said .. I hope this swing doesn’t break 🤦🏼♀️ Happy 4th from our dysfunctional family to yours.
Picture caption courtesy of @nnnouraa : ”🤦🏼♀️Doing too much” 😂 •You know what else this picture says?! Maybe I shouldn’t have quit my second job. Wayyyyyy too much free time on my hands. Easy with the John Casablanca modeling Charissa. (Love a third person commentary)Annnnnnyways if you ever want take pictures for no reason and pretend you’re a fashion blogger .. at least call the best : @lyndsayzmakeup@dominiquediazz@jonvolk
Warning: Not an engagement photo. Just a Happy Birthday to this gem @ercutler . You’ve been one of the best friends anyone could ask for. You got me a bartending job in college when I didn’t even know what was in a margarita, you got me a room in a sorority even though I didn’t want to “pledge” , you watched Willis when you hated dogs, you tolerate my ineptitude with social media postings & above all else you’re single handedly the funniest texter (yes that’s a thing) I know. And even though you’re too skinny now to borrow your clothes I love you so much 🙃🙂
When we wrote “friends forever” in our high school yearbooks, we clearly meant it. Not sure if we even wrote that but we should’ve! Class of 2000 (@courteandresen honorary member) @megbedford@corienicols . Also this was supposed to be a “smile photo” ? My bad. I was never good at following instructions. My report cards usually said talks too much in class.