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Posted up on your timeline with some very sexually confusing content
I didn’t go to coachella, but I did drive all the way down there to take pictures and make it look like I did.
I love you @themccordlist @iamrachelmccord @wwdmagic ❤️
Heard LA had record breaking winds last week
Thank you so much @themccordlist @iamrachelmccord @wwdmagic ❤️
Wallaby? More like wallaBAE ammirite?
Go check out this amazing rescue organization @wildwonderssd thank you so much for having us and giving us such a unique and fun experience!
Idk the earth looks pretty flat here to me.
You know when your pet comes to lay on your lap and then you can’t move cause they’re too cute and you don’t want them to leave? This is just like that.
Shout out to anyone who can guess the exact number of splinters in my ass
Give it arrest with the cop jokes guys 🙄
In the wise words of Will Ferrell - “It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer”
Mondays.... better to smile than to be a lil bitch 🤷🏻♀️
📷 // @sasserstillsboudoir