This fixer upper is a crazy mess but it’s my crazy mess 🖤 have any of y’all bought an older home that needed some love? Let me know your experiences and how old your house is. Mine was built in 1961 ✌🏻
When it’s raining for the 500th day in a row, renovations have left the house in shambles, you have 3 doggos with muddy paws, & crawfish season is gone...but your lips look fantastic. Thanks @austinplasticsurgeon 🖤 #whoop
Don’t bother me when I’m being better than you. Kidding, that’s my inner Napa housewife talking. But really, this trip has been an incredibly beautiful & eye-opening experience - however...I truly need to get back to Austin. My body can’t stray from leggings, vans, $2 beer nights with my man, my fur boys & taco trucks for very long. ✌🏻
When your nipple has a secret only your champagne can keep. Thank you so much to everyone at @_tfl_ that made this experience absolutely unforgettable and to my sweetest @miakhalifa for ruining all other food for me.
Clearly, my feet were screeching by the vibe of this pose/wall support- but yall better believe I had to get a fancy bathroom picture in this dress i wear once a year. Did I shove several mini soaps into my Prada bag? Maybe. Did i walk out barefoot? Perhaps. You can take the girl out of Texas but you can’t take the Jordyn to a 3 Star Michelin restaurant.