A lot of the kids, they say to me, hey Dan, I enjoy the things you work on so I sought you out on your personal social media accounts but I do therefore expect to learn a little bit about the things you do INSTEAD of making Rick and Morty season 4. It’s a fair request so I’m going to start putting in some effort to share more of what I’m doing #InsteadOfMakingRickAndMortySeason4. Here I am taking a shit.
Your most recent photo of your woman crush for #womancrushwednesday shouldn’t be the photo you took of her in order to turn her into a centaur on the way to comic con but hey we can’t all have perfect men
I wouldn’t have high fived George Michael for living to 100. I wasn’t waiting for him to put out another album before I decided whether or not to be happy. But I think I get mad at artists that leave prematurely because when they do, they steal back every inch of their narrative. It doesn’t really matter if your songs were about polka dot bikinis or dust in the wind or when someone should or shouldn’t hold or fold. Once you die, the message behind everything you made melts into the message of everything made, a message we the living spend our lives avoiding. “I was here. I was right here next to you. Bye.”