Every once in a while I forget how much I hated dating and being in relationships and think I may want to download a new dating app. I never do but these reviews are always hilarious. Be on the lookout for Sgt Coco, who sounds like the opposite of that Nigerian prince who’s always trying to wire you $12M
In my next life, I’d like to be 11.5” tall and made of plastic so I can have all the things without having to worry about how to pay for them, please. At first I wondered where Barbie would pee (there doesn’t seem to be a bathroom on board) but then I remembered she’s not anatomically correct so it’s not a problem.
This turkey is on the tracks at the North and Clybourn Red Line stop and I have questions. Obviously a turkey isn’t worth risking fatal electrocution for so good on whoever dropped it for not attempting to get it. Was it dropped last week? Was it dropped today? Did someone spend their last grocery money on this until we all get paid Friday and now their family won’t have meals? Was this turkey supposed to be part of a dinner where a mother and son were reunited after decades of estrangement? Was this a celebration dinner for someone’s kid becoming the first person in the family accepted to college? Is that turkey still frozen because this train station is freezing, despite it being underground? If so, how long will it stay frozen? Shouldn’t the heat from the trains driving over it cause it to thaw? How did it get onto the tracks? Was it dropped? Thrown in frustration? Was someone struggling against someone pushing them onto the tracks but only the bag fell and they managed to get away?
NOTE: This is pretty much the closest I’ll ever get to participating in #NaNoWriMo, because I can’t be bothered to write without prompts. This was a prompt for me ✍🏾
This is supposed to be proof Beethoven was difficult but it sounds like he just didn’t suffer disrespect. imagine folks getting upset you won’t provide them free entertainment on demand.
Anyway, we should all endeavor to be more like Beethoven
Deselected ‘skip when shuffling’ on my Xmas music so it’ll play, something that should never be done until the day after Thanksgiving, retailers. Whole Foods was playing Xmas songs on Thanksgiving Eve like their mamas raised them wrong or something.
I believe it’s the name of a local band but it sounds like the tag line for a B movie. “COMING THIS FALL: Children have heard the legend of the Meat Bunny but they didn’t believe he was real.
They’re about to find out how wrong they were.”