We passed by this vanity plate like 2 hours ago and I kept talking about it and essentially forced my girlfriend to leave our house to take this 📸: @kirstenlking
I have a big announcement that I feel like I can only do through video.
The Butch-Off never sleeps
Three years ago on New Years Eve, I was in the basement bathroom of the restaurant I worked at, choking on a piece of steak I took off a customer's plate. I thought I was going to die alone but then I saved myself via my own solo version of the Heimlich. With no time to comprehend what just happened, I had to go back upstairs and pass out champagne flutes to rich people just in time for the countdown. I didn't have to do that this year!!! Here's a cute pic of me and my girlfriend.
A truly magical birthday gift with perhaps the most significant quote of the series???
I turned 29 today. This week I: saw the Grand Canyon, didn't die by body rolling off the Grand Canyon, finished the first draft of a new feature, started editing my grandma's novel, fell more in love with my girlfriend, and tomorrow I go back to work at "Twelve Forever" with a boatload of talented people I admire. I'm usually too neurotic to feel grateful for where I'm at in life, but I feel pretty good about it. Oh, also I bought a bunch of anti-aging skincare products just now.
Not my sister ❤️
Merry Christmas Eve to all of us
"Mule Lesbian" (2017)
I won original artwork of Daria on "Beavis and Butt-Head" and Kirsten won her favorite thing: knives! Thank you @shadipetosky for such a wonderful holiday party ☃️🎁