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Idk the earth looks pretty flat here to me.
You know when your pet comes to lay on your lap and then you can’t move cause they’re too cute and you don’t want them to leave? This is just like that.
Shout out to anyone who can guess the exact number of splinters in my ass
Give it arrest with the cop jokes guys 🙄
In the wise words of Will Ferrell - “It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer”
Mondays.... better to smile than to be a lil bitch 🤷🏻♀️
📷 // @sasserstillsboudoir
Just here for the open bar... KIDDING CONGRATULATIONS @evilsalty AND @rebeccasusan22 YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ❤️
I CANT GET OVER THIS CUT 😍 thank you soo much @timm.morrison you’re my hair stylist for life good luck getting rid of me 😬 @novaartssalon
Fun fact: I hateee having my picture taken... Whats a fun fact about you?! Make me laugh. 📷// @djchildsplay
What kind of dog is this?
Bet you cant guess why I’m smiling so big
Took a pic with Weird Al Yankovic 😱