They let me make my own podcast. Also, my dog’s account is better.
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Put me in jail before you put me in heels.
Suh dude necklace courtesy of Gaby Dunn. Huge boobs courtesy of Zoloft.
Here’s me making a fool of myself trying to show off my VOTED sticker! Please do the same!!!
Today I got to see Blink 182 record a music video. It was the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Facing my fears and talking to strangers to get them to vote!! Thank god almost no one is home.
Am I allowed to wear neckties on a daily basis?
I AM MAMMA MIA 2. Not a character, just the essence of Mamma Mia Here We Go Again. AKA joy.
Avoid feelings of great shame and discomfort! Vote!!!
WATCH TIL THE END!! YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS!
I just called Cher Cheryl! #mammamiaherewegoagain
I wrote an article for Elle about the side effects of antidepressants and why I am still a HUGE proponent of medication. Link in bio!
In other news, there’s a new JBU!! Check it out!